Tree Deer

An elusive type of deer only ever heard about when it is apparently hit by a car at night with no witnesses to corroborate the driver’s story. Genetically similar to a telephone pole deer.
Me: What happened to your car? The front end is smashed!
You: Oh that, um, I hit a deer on the way home from the party last night.
Me: Ahh right, right, must have been one of those tree deer.
by Greakan April 14, 2008
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Deer nut

A lil deer that runs around that you cant see and drinks your gatorade and eats your pizza
Hey that little deer nut just drank some of my gatorade!
by Colton Georges February 17, 2009
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deer fly

Is a small tiny fly that is found in North-West America and Western Canada that has a bite that is worse than a mosquito.
Damn, I'm getting eaten alive by these deer flies!
by Al "The Computer Guy" April 17, 2004
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Deer Park

The best water making company in USA.
Cheaper than the overrated Dasani, which is part of the corporation that is evil and filled with sex addicts.

The Pepsi people are evil and they are always trying to replace whites with blacks. I mean, integration is a good thing but look at all the commercials. ONLY black people. Where are the Asians, whites, Indians, or Native Americans? It is blatantly obvious that the Pepsi company is racist and is INFERIOR compared to the competing Coca Cola company.

Coca Cola is a cool company because it used polar bears and Santa as advertising. We all loved, no matter how "I hate pretty things" person that you are, those polar bears. This is because polar bears are cool unlike night clubs for blacks only.

Coca Cola also has that strong taste unless the weak Pepsi. If you don't see the difference of Coca Cola and Pepsi, then just drink Coca Cola because it's better for you.

But anyways, Deer Park is better than Dasani, buy that instead of the evil Pepsi company products. Pepsi company was founded by Dr. Evil and
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Deer Park has many deers in it!
Dasani sucks compared to Deer Park.
by Diplomize March 08, 2005
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deer paw

Same as camel toe, or moose knuckles. Although this refer to the size of the girl. A petite girl wearing tight pants has a deer paw. An average size girl have a camel toe. A large girl has moose knuckles. and Great big fat chicks have Rhino hoof!!!
You should have seen the deer paw on this aerobics instructor at the club.
by mr.blindman May 23, 2003
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red deer

city between calgary and edmonton in alberta. lots of sluts (more than calgary). the college is 75% women! woo! terrible nightlife, just shitty kiddie bars.
i go to school in red deer but dear god i can't wait to transfer to a real university. but dr. stuebing still rocks.
by teevee June 09, 2003
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Pet Deer

The act of a male crawling around on all 4's naked with his cash and prizes in their entirety strategically maneuvered between his legs.
The timing of that pet deer was perfect
by JTMerc March 26, 2011
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