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Cannibal

A more accurately scientific word would be homo sapiens. Scientist spent many years studying Ludwig Feuerbach's phrase "you are what you eat" and concluded that the species homo sapiens refer to cannibals
The cannibal accidentally ate a piece of grass. Making him a hybrid between grass and humans
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Cannibal

A cannibal is someone who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter. But no really, cannibals are people who eat people.
"Run! Its a cannibal! He got John! Run!"
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Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder

A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.
My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.
by AstronautPorkChop March 19, 2010
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Cannibals

You know the horrific thing about cannibals is NOT that they are eating you; it's that YOU know that you're the same but THEY DON'T know that you're the same.
Cannibals "Argh! I'm gonna eat you!"

Food "No! Wait! I'm people too! Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!"
by Hym Iam August 2, 2023
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NDEC Cannibalism

NDECC, Nondestructive Ethical & Consensual Cannibalism. This means it is done very sparingly to avoid lasting harm to the donor or consumer, or it is done with amputated tissue. (Think foot taco guy). Another example would be the practice of eating the placenta after a baby is born. NDECC Includes the practice of vampirism when done safely.
May sometimes be done as a sexual fetish but it is not exclusively a sexual practice, and may have significance to some for spiritual reasons.
"I support NDEC Cannibalism"
"Wtf that's weird"
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Cannibate

Those weird ass cannibal aliens from Season 3 Episode 24 of the twilight zone.
Tom: what the fuck is a cannibate?
Brian: it's those huge forehead ass things from the twilight zone.
Tom: oh yeah!
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Sustenance Cannibal

A person who eats another person not just to terrorize their enemies but instead for it's sustenance
"Have you seen that cannibal Haitian warlord named barbecue?"

"Yeah I have but I think he's more of a Shock Cannibal than a Sustenance Cannibal"
by Tim's Beanie March 14, 2024
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