Poopy Tuba

When you're eating a females ass out and she accidently takes a huge start on your face.

Guy 1: dude so I was eating this girls ass out last night even though she told me not too because she had to shit

Guy 2: oh god, did you get a poopy Tuba?

Guy 1: all over my face bro, I got bad pink eye

by _cordy September 1, 2016

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TUBA

Meaning The Ultimate Brain Aids. Normally used to describe a situation that sime would describe as losing brain cells. Also can be used as "UBA" when you don't grammatically need a "The".

Dude, You sometimes give me a case of TUBA.

by MediocrityInAction November 5, 2025

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fallopian tuba

Audible ovaries occurring when a person blows into a woman's vagina too hard.

Duane hooked up with Tina last night and I could hear her fallopian tuba from three floors away.

by Hlalakar May 26, 2020

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small tuba

A small penis, usually still with the foreskin still intact.

“Man that dude I met last night was playing with a small tuba, know what I mean?”

by OldBearEric April 21, 2018

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TUBA

The ultimate brain aids

If something is annoying and frustrating it can be described as TUBA or UBA depending on the context

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Fallopian Tuba

The haunting drone from a rancid cunt pipe.

'Upon closer inspection of Jada's gristly twat lips, the student gynaecologist was rendered motionless from a fringe parting fallopian tuba. The noisome gust evoked decades of repeated dicking'

by Herbie Dongsporran January 8, 2024

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