Sock Flop

Post ejaculation into a condom aka sock, one slides it off the still engorged member and flops the saggy, wet condom upside the head of their partner. May be delivered in repeated in repetitive , back and forth flops against both sides of their face if desired.

I sock flopped Rachel real good last night. I had a full nut so it was wet smackin.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Sacrifice a sock

Everybody's been there and done that. When you have to take a shit and there's no toilet paper , no nothing around. So you have to "Sacrifice a sock" . Now you can wipe your ass, but you are missing a sock

Sun fu and his cousin fu sun were out fishing. Sun fu had to poop, fu sun didn't have toilet paper...he had to sacrifice a sock

by UrbanDictionary.OG September 24, 2022

Sock Rule

If you have socks on while taking part in a homosexual action it is considered not gay because you are not fully committed to the act, however once those socks are removed the act and every member of the participating party becomes as gay as James Charles due to the lack of socks which means that you are fully committed to said homosexual action

Chad- “Bro I just saw Larry give some dude head, that’s so gay!”
Randy- “Wait was he wearing socks?”
C- “Yeah why?”
R- “Then it’s not gay”
C- “What do you mean?”
R- “If a participant is wearing socks then it cancels out the gayness and they are therefore not gay”
C- “Where’d you hear that?”
R- “It’s common knowledge man it’s called the Sock Rule”
C- “Hmmmmm, ok seems legit”

by AgLet- August 15, 2019

Cardboard Socks

When a person is having a masturbation session, they are about to blow their load, but they haven't got something to unload into, they pick up a dirty sock and blow the load into it. They forget it's lying there for weeks, and the cum makes the sock harden like cardboard.

Tom: Dude, what is up with that smelly sock?

Jeffrey: Dude, I was lazy, I blew my big load into that sock last week and it's like cardboard now.

Tom: Cardboard socks!

by PulsarIrish November 13, 2007

Sink Sock

The sock that one masturbates in and then hides under the sink.

Last night I busted a nut in a sink sock and hid it from my wife.

by Corey Daul August 20, 2021

Nick the sock

A major turn of events

You just got Nick the socked

by Trueman Oner November 20, 2020

Chocolate Sock

Removing you sock and using it to wipe your shitty ass in leiu of toilet paper.

Patrick Swayze - "I was out at the Double Deuce last night and, ironically, had to take a greasy deuce. I rushed into the bathroom, harpooned a log in the toilet only to find there was no toilet paper. I took off my shoe and did the only thing I could think of, Chocolate Sock."

Random Dude - "Ya I was wondering why you left the bar with one sock on."

by Dangerstache October 6, 2009