by Tortoise84 April 3, 2021
Get the Cum shieldsmug. An improvised tool or device to protect one's genitals balls nuts testicles scrotum from being hit with an object.
Ryan threw a water bottle at my nuts, but I used my plate as a Texas Shield.
Mario tried to flick me in the balls, but I used my phone as a Texas Shield and now his knuckles hurt.
Mario tried to flick me in the balls, but I used my phone as a Texas Shield and now his knuckles hurt.
by chaimy4life November 6, 2012
Get the Texas Shieldmug. by dr4chess November 22, 2011
Get the Shielded Wolfmug. by AgentFrenchFry October 14, 2015
Get the Parental Shieldmug. When you use the fact that you raised money for charity as a form of deflection against criticism for any oopsie you made. Very prominent on social media influencers and Youtubers.
Person 1: So have you heard about this guy who got himself into trouble on the internet?
Fan: WHY ARE PEOPLE SO FOCUSED ON HIS MISTAKES?! WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE CHARITY RUNS HE DID IN THE PAST?!
Person 1: How does raising money for charity negate these actions? There's no such thing as a Charity Shield."
Fan: WHY ARE PEOPLE SO FOCUSED ON HIS MISTAKES?! WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE CHARITY RUNS HE DID IN THE PAST?!
Person 1: How does raising money for charity negate these actions? There's no such thing as a Charity Shield."
by blacktrojan3921 December 19, 2018
Get the Charity Shieldmug. When a student uses another student as a sheild to block a teachers vision allowing them to text in class
by ThyGinger November 12, 2010
Get the Texting Shieldmug. During games such as Left4Dead2 there comes a time when hiding in a porta potty becomes a final option to staying alive longer. The shitter shield can provide both safety and relief from many infected attacks such as incoming cars, logs, and dumpster bins. If the shitter door remains intact you are protected from bile, acid spit, and many claw type attacks.
by H@v0c May 13, 2011
Get the Shitter Shieldmug.