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Charity Shield

When you use the fact that you raised money for charity as a form of deflection against criticism for any oopsie you made. Very prominent on social media influencers and Youtubers.
Person 1: So have you heard about this guy who got himself into trouble on the internet?

Fan: WHY ARE PEOPLE SO FOCUSED ON HIS MISTAKES?! WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE CHARITY RUNS HE DID IN THE PAST?!

Person 1: How does raising money for charity negate these actions? There's no such thing as a Charity Shield."
by blacktrojan3921 December 19, 2018
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Parental Shield

When a person has to come to their parent for help on literally everything.
Sadly you have to use your dad as a Parental Shield.
by AgentFrenchFry October 14, 2015
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Amond shields

He’s a VERY LOUD person but he is fun to hang around unless you make him mad. Don’t mess with his friends because he loves them dearly. He also loves food and money but he’s fun to be around.
“Amond Shields turn down the music it’s too loud for us”
by Blueberries24 March 24, 2023
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Dei Shielding

When a company or individual uses the diversity, equity, and inclusion of a show as a shield against criticism.

The way it's done is simple. Create a movie or show and make the cast diverse as insurance. When the movie/show starts to flop, ignore all the sane criticism and cherry pick the most offensive tweets and pretend that it's the norm. Then proceed to blame the fans as toxic, racist, sexist, transphobic, etc.

Doing this gets you free publicity, and increases the reputation of your company with people who believe the narrative. You may also get more viewers who are curious about the controversy, or rabid supporters who then believe that watching the movie/show is a moral imperative for minority rights.

This basically ensures that even if the movie/show is bad, you will still get a return on the investment.
Prima: I don't know, this show seems pretty bad.
Coorporation: You just hate it because you are a scared little white man.
Prima: Stop gaslighting me with your Dei Shielding.
by wakkadoodooo September 13, 2022
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Texas Shield

An improvised tool or device to protect one's genitals balls nuts testicles scrotum from being hit with an object.
Ryan threw a water bottle at my nuts, but I used my plate as a Texas Shield.

Mario tried to flick me in the balls, but I used my phone as a Texas Shield and now his knuckles hurt.
by chaimy4life November 6, 2012
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Shielded Wolf

When a man blindfolds his woman, cums in his face, then howls.
He just shielded wolfed that chick last night!
by dr4chess November 22, 2011
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{Ball-shield}

Noun: good friend or acquaintance who deliberately blocks all incoming balls, in gym class.
My best friend Kelsey pushed some girl in view of the ball so I would not get hit. Her big forehead made as a good {ball-shield}.
by Audrey B. April 29, 2008
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