by Chronkite82 April 19, 2017
When a man ejaculates, most often from jerkin his gherkin, and he shoots some man muck, most often by accident, onto his shirt.
Bill Clinton was renowned for walking the halls of the oral office with a little collateral shirt squirt on his outfit.
by Jimmy Dink March 22, 2017
A shirt a boy wears to look "cool" like Maddy B or Travis Tritch, but honey we all know your not in fact your the opposite sis. and thats the tea
by The deppresors yes queen March 24, 2021
A shirt worn to give the appearance of being older than the wearer actually is. Often used to purchase alcohol, or get into clubs, etc.
Tom: Hey Mike can you get us some beer for the party?
Mike: Sure just let me go get my errand shirt.
Mike: Sure just let me go get my errand shirt.
by Jake "Hairy" S June 28, 2008
Chad: Woah dude you've got a serious skin shirt. Want some 'screen?
Tanner: UV rays are just a conspiracy bro! I'll just take off my shirt and even it out.
Tanner: UV rays are just a conspiracy bro! I'll just take off my shirt and even it out.
by Anon1215 March 07, 2018
by sregoRrM September 17, 2010
by getyourshirttogether October 01, 2012