Dick roof

An oversized disproportionate belly which hangs over your penis so you cannot see it. Also know as a pecker patio, and penis shelter

I was naked walking in the rain. Everywhere got soak and wet except for my penis thanks to my dick roof - DAyBallz

by RyanandDaylensnutz July 19, 2019

Roof Things

Things that people do on roofs, like building roofs, sleeping, reading, crafting a bomb, drawing, pretty much daily things on roofs.

Have you seen Ruwuby?
Yeah, they’re busy, doing roof things.
Oh, okay!

by SunniShinee September 27, 2019

Roof Clam

a flying saucer that has landed on an earthlings roof. Most likely to enticing f@#$ing JAMS being bumped.

YO Darren had a roof clam on his house last week. Now his songs are playing through the airwaves!!

by Zordy September 27, 2020

Roof hang

That loose skin on the roof of your mouth that you get after burning it badly

I have the worst case of roof hang because that pizza was so hot

by It's phil April 22, 2017

roof baby

A baby that decides to live in the roof of his house and do bad boy thing s there.

Na-ah bitch, imma smoke up here cuz im a roof baby now!

by Kreahxd July 1, 2017

Roofing Noodles

Any pill to make the pain go away.

"Do you have some Roofing Noodles for this pain."

by Ttoolman July 7, 2021

Red roof

When a girl on her period rides your faces.

“Aye! She just gave me that red roof!”

by Cxrpze January 5, 2021