Presidential Consummation

Outlined in Article Two section Eight of the United States Constitution, the President elect and Vice President elect must have passionate sex before the presidential inauguration, or else the election results will be voided. To ensure checks and balance in the executive branch and with other branches, this act must feature the president elect elect in a dominant position to the submissive Vice President elect, and the process must be overseen by the SCOTUS judges to ensure completion.

“Bro if Desantis wins in 2024 with a male vp, he’ll have to have gay sex because of the presidential consummation! Take that homophobes!”

by remmytherat4 July 13, 2022

presidential grudge fuck

The systematic identification, indictment and prosecution of any person suspected of harboring opposing counter- party, anti-authoritarian political ideology.

It’s hard to lose at the polls when the threat of a presidential grudge fuck undermines voter election confidence, short-circuits election integrity, supplants established democracy and aligns comfortably with the deranged agenda of other non-democratic sociopathic leaders.

by YAWA November 17, 2023

Presidential treatment

When one approaches another from behind to sniff their hair.

Uncle Joe really gave her the presidential treatment. You could see how creeped out she was when he sniffed her hair.

by Ihatemakingnewnames January 21, 2021

Presidential Covid

When someone claims to have covid-19 yet does not reveal much information on their exact physical condition. They are only ill for a few days and then claim to be back to normal which makes one question if they had the virus at all.

Chad called in sick Monday and said he had coronavirus. By Wednesday he was out drinking with the guys again. He had presidential covid.

by Randi Newton October 11, 2020

presidential

The stupidest thing you ever heard. Babbling moron.

"And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning,"

Sir that was the stupidest thing I ever heard. You sounded presidential.

by Pseudo Nyhm April 25, 2020

Garrison's presidential fuck

The act of one preforming sexual intercourse to a point of the other party failing to survive

My wife died from Garrison's presidential fuck

by the missile knows where it is September 3, 2023