Port Stanley

Best place in the world, mostly vacation town, wish i lived there, i bet they have some sick parties witht he beach and all, in ontario.

Me: Hey, you wanna go to port stanley for the day?
You: Only if we can get some mackies fries and orangeaid!

by superjbdfkjbrebfbdjbfkjds March 25, 2010

port-a-loo

a toilet on wheels. a little room in which to do a 1, 2 OR 3. unloading your bowels or emptying your bladder on a bog with one-ply toilet paper. painfull and smelly. and sorry for you if its runny. EISH WENA(see 'EISH WENA').
no worries about flushing! no one else does it! infact, many of them have had the flushing handle stolen. but some are a little more sofisticated... they have a BUTTON!

emma; man! i really need to take a dump.
aimee; well, theres a PORT-A-LOO over there.
emma; thank goodness for portable tiolets!!! i'm off to do my business...that means a CRAP.
claire; enjoy fattie.

by emza, aimz, pookie November 20, 2005

cloaca port

A single port on a computer that allows for charging, data transfer, playing media, and any other function involving connecting a computer to an external device. Named for the cloaca, which is a single hole used for all excretory and reproductive functions in certain animals.

"I was thinking about getting the new Macbook, but it has a cloaca port. I don't want to spend $100 on an adapter so I can charge my laptop and plug it into a monitor at the same time."

by tom.from.myspace September 13, 2018

goo-port

1. The saucy center of someone's meat curtains.

I stuck me stork in her glistening goo-port.

by Sparky October 22, 2003

port-begging

A term referring to nerds asking for ports of video-games to their chosen hardware platform

Why are pink hermits always port-begging?

by xiof December 7, 2016

Port Townsend

Where everyone knows everyone, everyone fucks everyone, but nobody knows anyone.

Omg...did you hear Alana fucked her best friends boyfriend? Welcome to port Townsend.

by AnonymousAsshole666 June 6, 2016

port townsend

a small town where the uptown side is upper middle class and Castle Hill is the poor side

meth is a large problem in this town..

at night emo teens lurk around the skate park...

port townsend is a place where poverty is next to rich and wealthy estate old folk..

by cocoachicken November 5, 2007