Patrick is a sexy and fit alpha male man likes anyone with the name "mia". He thinks he is tall when in reality he barely scrapes the 5ft margin. He is very friendly and likes to play games. He is a pro e-sports athlete and always fails no nut november. He currently goes out with Orla quin and sends pictures of her tits to everyone. He is also built dif.
by Eamonn fatphobic cunt November 9, 2021
Get the Patrickmug. Patrick is an absolute amazing guy. Every girl ever would swoon over him, it’s a given. And they don’t swoon over his looks, oh no, it’s his amazing personality that hooks them. If you don’t get to know him, you’d probably think he is a nerd. Often, people call him ugly, too. But that personality? Those eyes? Even some guys would love to be with him!! (no homo) if your name is Patrick, and that’s why you are reading this, you need to know that YOU ARE ENOUGH! Patrick’s are often very insecure and not too confident, but damn, they sure do see the good side of everybody else! And sure he isn’t the stereotypical hot dude but honestly he is SO C U T E !!!!!! If you’re dating a Patrick, don’t forget to remind him that he means the world to you! He is so very loyal, caring, charismatic, and usually amazing at music, and writing, too.
(Girl one) that’s my boyf, Patrick.
(Girl 2) wtf!! He’s ugly!! He don’t deserve you sis.
(G1) Yeah, but he is so sweet! Trust me, I made a good choice
(G2) Yeah, I will see about that.
ONE WEEK L8R
(G2) DAMN SIS YOURE RIGHT HES SO PERFECT!! KEEP HIM!!
(G1) told ya!
(Girl 2) wtf!! He’s ugly!! He don’t deserve you sis.
(G1) Yeah, but he is so sweet! Trust me, I made a good choice
(G2) Yeah, I will see about that.
ONE WEEK L8R
(G2) DAMN SIS YOURE RIGHT HES SO PERFECT!! KEEP HIM!!
(G1) told ya!
by A girl in love!! UwU February 14, 2019
Get the Patrickmug. Someone you will never forget. A person who is hot as hell, a genuine, kind, wholehearted person, that only wants the best for you. He hates being mad at, fiercely competitive, and athletic as hell. Who can make you laugh at any time of the day. He will make you giggle when you're feeling down, giggle even if you're happy, and just anything to see you happy. With a single look with his stunning eyes, you instantly fall in love. His hugs are so comforting and make you feel so protected, you'll never want to leave. Once you find a Patrick, never let him go.
by iiiiizzzzzzzzzzaaaaayyyyyyy February 25, 2019
Get the Patrickmug. by KaemonetheNerd November 15, 2019
Get the Patrickmug. A boy who is a dickhead, he lets his pride get the best of him. Often describes himself as retarded. You will fall in love with him but be careful cause he will break your heart without hesitation.
by You_broke_me August 13, 2019
Get the Patrickmug. by WALETHEGAY March 31, 2019
Get the Patrickmug.