brobdingnagian ostrich

A nickname given to someone who is so oustandingly weird that they are alpha.

"woah, did you see thay guy over there."
"yea, thats brobdingnagian ostrich. he is the fucking alpha, dont mess with him."

by Parthasarathy3 May 1, 2021

Ostriching

The act of ignoring the events around you hoping everything will just go away. To refuse to think about unpleasant facts, although they will have an influence on your situation. "Putting one's head in the sand".

The world leaders are too busy ostriching to react to global warming.

by SatiricalFox November 15, 2022

full on ostrich

Full on ostrich is where you drop everything you have in your hands because you are startled, and then continue to bend over and slam your head into the ground out of fear. Generally this happens when getting nagged, annoying parents, teachers, or tryhard classfellows that try at anything to seem impressive. Going full on ostrich is an excellent defense maneuver to elude these assholes. Its the only way to secure immunity to douche-fucks who want to ruin your day with their streams of annoying diarrhea from their mouth. If you have any close friends who have issues with chodes in their life encourage them to try and go full on ostrich, it saves lives.

Jake: Yo brah, Todd's gf was totally Vcarding his ass.

Paul: Yeah bro, I heard Todd dropped all he was doing and went full on ostrich to escape the vCarding he was about to receive in his ass, what a smart ass bro, bro.

by Adversative March 18, 2014

Ostrich

A man who has a small head, huge upper body, and the smallest fucking legs you'll ever see in your life.

Bro did you see that ostrich? I bet I can use his legs as toothpicks!

by thisisnotSina July 10, 2015

Ostrich

Something a Very popular rapper flexed in a song

"Who's this? He should be in cockpit uh, Cause im flyer than a fucking Ostrich"

by adhfgsdhhgfgh March 16, 2021

Serial Ostrich

An Ostrich that periodically terrorizes the town by kickboxing locals

you: What is a Serial Ostrich?
me: basically a kangaroo but ostrich
you: ????

by cane05893549027523890123892 September 24, 2020

Eating the ostrich

A gay man blowing a straight guy who insists he's not gay.

Alan and Iwent out with Paul and his wife last night, when I walked into the bathroom later there was Paul, and Alan was eating the ostrich.

by Ostrich08 September 3, 2022