When one passes, looks at or hears about a lamp or its shade they feel an overwhelming urge to perform mighty sensual acts of self indulgence.
That man obviously has a lamp fetish, I can see his sex endorphins (some may say sexy Dolphins depending on ones geographical location) working overdrive.
by Gorgeous Brian May 01, 2016
by Starrgrl October 24, 2009
"Arsenal and Tottenham have gone and brought good players. Who have we bought? The lamp post from Arsenal"
"Back then we had Drogba. Who do we have now? That lamp post Giroud!!!"
"Back then we had Drogba. Who do we have now? That lamp post Giroud!!!"
by Angry rantman June 13, 2018
(n./v.) to masturbate into a condom and then fill it with water and tie it. thus creating a lava lamp-like object to be hidden in the houses of friends as a revolting prank.
we lava lamped his underwear drawer and he didnt know what to do.
we put the lava lamp in his car and when he found it, it popped.
we put the lava lamp in his car and when he found it, it popped.
by thelavalampingbandit August 18, 2010
by RoseRoseRose454684565968968456 October 24, 2009
Rubbing the lamp is the is another word for Masrubating but secretly. Like Aladdin did in the move while jasmen was right there .
I secretly Rubbing The lamp And the magic happens
by life is a joke September 13, 2020
compulsive liar, makes themself the center of attention in every social interaction. Brags about money they don't have.
"what's Mr Lamp Anal up to now?"
"talking to the law teacher about Louis Vuitton and his own non-existent brand."
"great."
"talking to the law teacher about Louis Vuitton and his own non-existent brand."
"great."
by mystery dog September 19, 2017