kiddie reality

the state of being obssessed with stuff your kids enjoy. watching only kids movies,listening to kids songs in the car and laughing at knock knock jokes.

weve watched toy story 5 times today, and the kids have been in bed for an hour, can we get outta kiddie reality now?

i cant believe you havent seen a grown up movie in 4 years, we need to get you outta kiddie reality.

by rubbahbandman February 6, 2010

Kiddie Pool

When a male ejaculates into a belly button.

As Sam came all over Sally's tummy, he gave her a kiddie pool.

by Mohnathan August 22, 2018

Kiddie Raper

Another word for saying a pedophile rapist

Bitch: Yo, did you hear what happened to Jared Fogle?
Cunt: You mean that kiddie raper?

by Zig Steenine May 23, 2018

kiddy corner

the opposite diagonal corner where one goes to score kiddy crack (fun dip).

i jus copped some dip dip kiddy corner from where we met yesterday.

by AmpT 1 & 2 December 9, 2008

Kiddy Ride

A sexual engagement where the man pulls out just before the woman experiences an orgasm. He must follow up immediately with the statement, "please insert twenty-five cents to continue" and does not continue until the twenty-five cents is acquired. It is very likely that, during a kiddy ride, the woman will become very upset and or leave.

Jake: Dude, I went on a Kiddy Ride last night with some chick I met at the bar! I got her in bed, busted a nut (got mine), then mixed it up a little bit and said, "BITCH AH AINT GIVIN' YOU THAT!!!"

Jake II: Wow nice! Up top bro!!!

by justanothervictimoftheghetto May 19, 2010

Pu Kiddie

people who imitate meeps/numb1/other Pu members without being in the clan.

<meeps> FO freakeh
<freakeh> u
<meeps> u

(freakeh is the kiddy)

by ABU5E July 16, 2004

4um kiddie

1. An immature person posting on an internet webboard.
2. Anyone without moderator powers on an internet webboard

The 4um kiddies were irked because the thread about WWE RAW got deleted by the moderators.

by BAMF.com April 8, 2003