highway dyslexia

When someone drives in the passing lane on the highway (usually below the speed limit) but they actually aren't passing anyone. And they stay there in spite of being passed by several cars.

"Why won't that guy in the Mercedes get over! He must have highway dyslexia."

by yaya777 December 28, 2016

Hershey Highway

(A family joke I use) If your parents dont let you say "Butthole" here is another word.

"Jeez, your such a Hershey Highway."

by Hershey Chocolate April 13, 2020

oochie highway

One of the best places to drop off baby organs or your unwanted banana bread.

Hey do you happen to know where I can put my baby liver?
Yea. Bring it down to the oochie highway
Thanks!

by Tablecloth_wanker February 17, 2020

Highway Camera

A camera, typically used by truckers, to protect themselves from fraudulent claims related to accidents.

When I got into an accident, my highway camera saved my ass from getting a ticket and losing my license.

by Eye on the Highway July 1, 2012

Highway Commando

To cross more than one lane of traffic in a single lane change maneuver. Exponential bonus points are given for each lane crossed after the second. Peeling out grants a multiplier. Each car within the danger zone around the driver who is Highway Commando'ing is considered a casualty.

Truck too large? We need the wide lane? Commence Highway Commando.

by Scott Icarus November 6, 2011

Highway L

Smoking a fat blunt or joint while driving on the highway with your homies

Heyy , wanna go for a highway L ?

by RaspberryT January 11, 2022

Speed highway

The best level in sonic adventure 1 with amazing music and high speed sections

Guy 1: what’s your favorite level in sonic adventure 1. Guy 2: speed highway what else do you think

by Random _person21 April 21, 2022