A holiday inserted by the provincial government of Ontario, Canada to the month of February in order to make citizens happier. It was created in effort to lower the marginally higher suicide rate in the month of February.
Dave: Hey Mike, are you going skating with the kids on family day?
Mike: Fuck no! Lisa and I are sending the kids to grandmas, we're REALLY gonna celebrate family day!
Mike: Fuck no! Lisa and I are sending the kids to grandmas, we're REALLY gonna celebrate family day!
by wr36 February 16, 2009
The loudest most annoying time to be arround your family where you try to avoid the actual gathering, an introvert's kryptonite where your family wants you to be together no matter what you say...
Grandma: whats wrong with you?
Me: I don't like family gatherings
Grandma: still tries to get me closer to evrebody even though I told her that thats the thing I don't like.
Me: I don't like family gatherings
Grandma: still tries to get me closer to evrebody even though I told her that thats the thing I don't like.
by Cats > dogs April 21, 2019
A specific type of family who is seriously fixated on consuming as much dietary fiber as is humanly possible, ostensibly for their collective colon health.
The fact that each individual member of this classic fiber family is a total self-focused asshole is ironic because their dietary practices place them in the upper one percent of the world’s healthiest supershitters!.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2021
by Maddie0223 February 22, 2017
a group of internet friends consisting of depressed weabos who always wished that they should kill themselves but they are too much of a pussy to do it who praises a cat called patchy
by lilbootylick May 01, 2018
Families that appear on the surface to be actual families but which are devoid of the emotional bonds normally seen in families, usually due to addiction, entrenched narcissism or outrageous wealth.
She seemed to have the perfect house and the perfect clothes and the perfect parents but had I been more than a child when I thought this, I may have been able to see that hers was one of those vacuum families we all know about.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2021
the worst type vlogs parents wanting to get money by filming there children who probably don't feel comfortable doing so
its also clickbait with false leading thumbnails
its also clickbait with false leading thumbnails
hey guys welcome back to our family vlog today i'm going to do the same prank my husband he did to me yesterday
by DEATHSKULLx November 20, 2020