by Alex Kesner November 22, 2007
the act of someone deficating on their partner's chest while dancing in an egyptian manner followed by smearing it all over the abdomen
She gave me an Egyptian Smear Daddy
by nikeboy25 December 28, 2009
This is a form of dogging that happens in markets or bazaars and is usually accompanied by shouts from the crowd of "bak sheesh, bak sheesh". The couple copulating usually have to have intercourse in a small contained place reserved for urinating and faecal waste hence they form a pyramid shape to avoid the shit on the floor.
Even though Susan was from Rightford she still dogs egyptian like a seasoned pro. Her proffered ass and pyramid stance meant I could give her good and made for a fantastic egyptian dogging scenario. The cries of "bak sheesh" made me ejaculate into the pocket of her carrybag.
by 10uslink January 29, 2010
by Thebiggestofdees68 January 06, 2018
When you get a rock hard penis and stick it into a girl while she's in a tanning bed. Finish by spraying your ejaculate on the tanning bed until it sizzles.
Yo I was at Voon's Spunk Parlor with my boy Cloud Marlin and we gave two hotties our Egyptian Fried Bananas in the back room.
by Jeffery Porkheimer III February 16, 2014
a phrase meaning to rebel or overthrow a particular power figure such as the uprising in Egypt against Hosni Mubarak
by Adrenalyn920 February 12, 2011