Women breasts. Usually large round, non-saggy, non-bee stings, non-mesquito bites. Fake or not does not matter, as long as they are beautiful.
Chaz: Dude, Laird, your mom has some great fuckin' chest goblins.
Laird: Ya and i got to suck on em as a baby, somethin' you'll never do.
Laird: Ya and i got to suck on em as a baby, somethin' you'll never do.
by dylan w March 20, 2008
Get the Chest Goblinsmug. A synonym for breasts. Otherwise known as ta-tas, boobs, bust, breasties, chicken tats, rack, jelly stack-ems, tits, cans, bazongas, fun bags, missiles, teets, jubblies, mama factories, milk-ems, dirty pillows, caressables, welsh terrain, lumpy v space, (melons or other large fruit) bumps or lumps.
by Robert Head April 26, 2007
Get the Chest-bunsmug. An empty box of broken dreams
by ace513dish May 14, 2019
Get the Hope Chestmug. When one smears a handful of their own shit onto the hairy chest of a passed out friend. The hardened shit, coupled with the chest hairs, gives the appearance of a gorilla's chest.
Man, I woke up with a mean hangover and I smelled like a zoo because of that gorilla chest I was sporting.
by VelvetC February 26, 2011
Get the Gorilla Chestmug. Something that is said when another person half-assedly claims that they are going to do something. Calling out "man chest" will solidify that the original person has to what they had said they would do. Failure to follow through will result in a slap to the chest of the desired amount of brutality by the person who called "man chest." ~Originally used by La Costa Canyon and Ranch Bernardo High School Wrestling Teams.
by King of Half-Assery January 7, 2014
Get the Man Chestmug. Whoah dude, check out those chest zeppelins, she probably needs a neck brace to keep those in the air!
by I.teak October 25, 2012
Get the chest zeppelinmug. Someone with a crazy, big upper-body and no legs. Usually guys who lift weights and their body is not in good proportion. They begin to look like Charlie Tuna.
by Jamal J. June 17, 2007
Get the tuna chestmug.