LifeSaver

A sucker without a stick

Friend 1: Oh darn it! I forgot my wallet, would you mind paying for my lunch?
Friend 2: I will buy you lunch

Friend 1: Oh WOW you're so awesome, I am forever in your debt. You are such a LifeSaver!

by ace513dish September 11, 2019

Hope Chest

An empty box of broken dreams

I am still single but I keep a wedding gown in my hope chest

by ace513dish May 14, 2019