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batter on the brain

When a male is thinking with his genitalia not clearly or logically. Baby batter (semen) clouds the thoughts in the brain.
Mate I can’t believe you slept with ***** you must have had batter on the brain
by MSDorset December 20, 2022
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Switch Batter

meaning that someone swings both ways or the oppostite way of what their own gender is
"Gosh that dude is a switch batter"
"Dude hes been bi for 6 months now"
by bigfromALD January 15, 2010
mugGet the Switch Battermug.

splatter batter

To describe a person who has a wet dream that ends in ejaculation.
I see you having those wet dreams huh, Mr. Splatter Batter.

2. Another name for shooting off sperm
by K.Moon April 22, 2018
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Clam Batter

The vaginal secretion of a woman during times of extreme arousal and sexual pleasure.
Sally was so turned on, she drenched me in clam batter
by CyanideStudios May 12, 2014
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flu batter

The first load of cum you shoot after you've had the flu for two days.
Geof didn't kiss Heather but the flu batter he deposited in her got her sick anyway.
by Mr Crowley July 3, 2022
mugGet the flu battermug.

Batter cake

When a group of people batter the fucking shit out of someone
oi mandem let's give that person a batter cake
by Bootleg Memeulous October 14, 2019
mugGet the Batter cakemug.

Vag batter

The crispy off-cuts that collect in the mouth when performing cunnilingus on an unclean female.
Dave, i was going down on this bird last night and she had some major vag batter!
by The Earl of Wisesex January 9, 2011
mugGet the Vag battermug.

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