Mexican Temperpedic

The act of purchasing an extremely cheap air mattress from Wal-Mart and filling it with water from your garden hose.

Jose was having really bad back pain from lifting his heavy wheelbarrow, so as a gift I gave him a mexican temperpedic - because I couldn't afford a real temperpedic.

by Pedro L. January 10, 2008

Ball temperature

When u keep an item nestled in between your legs for an extended period of time, usually on road trips or events such as movies and concerts. The resulting effect is an item that retains the temperature of your balls 98.6 degrees and hotter. Usually ending in the annihilation of cold beverages.

Woman: Hey baby can u hand me that soda.
Guy: Sure, but its ball temperature.
Woman: God damnit!

by JordanTheDollarBill January 13, 2010

Ringwood tree topper

The chick eats prunes or some other mild diuretic, makes her guy get hard and rides his pole anally. When she starts to "leak" excrement, she sits down as far as possible, slowly lifting up inch by inch to create a "ring" pattern of shit on his dick (thus, ring-wood). When she gets to the very tip, she lets go of a little more chocolate sauce than normal to create a tree-topper effect, which will eventually drip down the sides of his pole like droplets, so that his ringed wood now has what looks like Christmas balls 'round the holiday hard-on.

Miguel like to get the Ringwood tree topper after Jenifer eats lots of tacos.

by "Evil Jim" Def created by: The Void January 12, 2008

Temperamental

A half temper and a half mental

Person 1- Gosh, my parents are kinda Temperamental, I hate my life.

Person 2- Bro, you mean they are both temper and mental?

person 1- Exactly.

by Allawee July 4, 2012

T-T / Transient Temper

One who is not physically homeless but demonstrates transient/homeless characteristics.

Such as:

Random outburst ignited by just about anything.

Mood swings that start off with smiles and end up with anger tantrums or vice versa.

Philosophical moments of which he/she feels they have reached enlightment and therefor can give life advice in a condescending manner.

You: Hey, how is going?

T-T / Transient Temper response: Fuck off, I hate you!

You: I need help, can you give me a hand?
T-T / Transient Temper response: I feel sorry for you.

You: I am not going to finish the fries, do you want them?
T-T / Transient Temper response: I don't want your fucking charity! Fuck you and die!

by Tenoch Itzel October 19, 2010

Room temperature challenge

Getting killed.

"Hey, what did you ever do to that guy you were talking about?"
- "I killed him in public, he took the room temperature challenge."

by squantis February 1, 2021

tempperware

A cleaned and suitable throw-away food container that can be sealed for at least one more use.

Everyone needs to take some of this. What should we put the potatoes in?

Let's use this tempperware.

by Dadd September 3, 2007