Sound Technician 

the guy that sits at the sound desk back of the auditorium. Is talented and knowledgeable in all things sound. Has the best taste in music. May also be known as Audio Jesus, Sound God or Sound Master Do not piss them off because they will either mute your microphone during your solo or strangle you with an xlr

singer: make sure my voice sounds good
Sound technician: sorry I cant put in what god left out you stupid talentless twat

Sound Technician by davetech1981 November 18, 2011

Ass Technician 

someone who uses you for a butt puppet in prison, or just uses you as a butt puppet in general

OG LOC:Man, i dont give a fuck what anybody says!!!I Ain't nobody's ass technician

Ass Technician by Dont worry bout it November 12, 2004

Technics

Technics, owned by Panasonic, is a superior brand of electronics. Loved by DJs for their excellent quality & reliable turntables, Technics is the Lexus of electronics.

I have an old Technics stereo receiver from the 1980s, and it still works and sounds rock solid!

Technics by Anonymous July 13, 2003

technicolor eyes 

Gorgeous eyes, eyes with alot of color detail.

Girl 1: That kids got a killer smile.
Girl 2: screw his smile look at his technicolor eyes

technicolor eyes by Emy-Status March 12, 2007

bong technician 

A bong technician is someone who is intimately familiar with the operation of any bong or bong-like device. These people are often in charge of reloading, cleaning, and packing among a large group, and are the go-to people for fixing latent smoking problems that others are too fucking high to recognize.

"Yo, check out Bongtech Betty over there. That chick sure knows how to pack that shit."

"I was glad to have that bong technician around yesterday when fucking Mike blew out an o-ring."

bong technician by Discordant September 13, 2009

technicolor yawn 

Colorful term for vomit

After eating ten plates of lasagna, I did the technicolor yawn.

technicolor yawn by sala January 17, 2003

Giro Technician 

The Job title of a person that is on the dole!
The politically correct term for a bum!

What do you do for a living?
Me, I'm a giro technician! The money's whack but the hours are great!

Giro Technician by Phatzoot June 23, 2011