When you're about to talk to someone on Facebook Chat and right when you click their name, they immediately go offline.
Usually this happens due to Facebook's shit chat system or on the rare occasion, the said friend had mind reading powers and read your mind and then purposely logged off on time just to be a dick.
Usually this happens due to Facebook's shit chat system or on the rare occasion, the said friend had mind reading powers and read your mind and then purposely logged off on time just to be a dick.
"Hey Geoff, did you finally get the nerves to talk to Sally on Facebook?"
"Yeah, but when I clicked her name she went offline."
"Curse you, Facebook Chat Tease!"
"Yeah, but when I clicked her name she went offline."
"Curse you, Facebook Chat Tease!"
by awesomeasianguy August 23, 2011
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by boomerman April 7, 2009
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Used when under stress and lacking in the tea department.
Commonly said (or grunted) when one already has tea cup on hand, but has finished the tea.
Used when under stress and lacking in the tea department.
Commonly said (or grunted) when one already has tea cup on hand, but has finished the tea.
by Chloe G. April 15, 2008
Get the teaDAMMIT mug.The Marsell Cock Tease (MCT) consists of a male who inserts his male reproductive organ between a female's breasts and proceeds to thrust repeatedly. After a short period of time, the male discontinues this procedure and visits the lavatory in an effort to place a prophylactic over his quivering member. Upon his return to the previous location, he finds the female covering her face and blushing from the situation. She then begins to redress and leave the premises.
Tom: Yo, Dino i just got a bad Cormier Cock Tease and it was the worst feeling ever!
Dino: Well my dear friend I dont believe it can be as bad as The Marsell Cock Tease (MCT) I just endured!
Tom: You're right. I like you **Both parties high five**
Dino: Well my dear friend I dont believe it can be as bad as The Marsell Cock Tease (MCT) I just endured!
Tom: You're right. I like you **Both parties high five**
by Old Norse Õthinn March 23, 2008
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The ultimate guiding force and philosophy in life. Also known as "cut the bait," if things don't go your way in life you just let go! and get someone else to suck your dick. or do it yourself. it's that simple.
"So.. what do you want to do?"
-"I don't know..."
"....(Pause) FUCK!!!"
"So.. what do you want to do?"
-"I don't know..."
"....(Pause) FUCK!!!"
I got CCT'd (past tense of the word, The Cormier Cock Tease (CCT)) so bad last night, I'm blue balling like a mother fucker...
by Kevan Hooley May 18, 2007
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