Egoseismic thinking

The belief that wherever you go, earthquakes flee from your presence.

I moved to California a year ago, and there haven't been any earthquakes at all. It must be me.

That's really Egocentric thinking.

No, that's Egoseismic thinking.

by Nbertz June 12, 2012

Egoseismic Thinking

The egocentric belief that earthquake patterns shift away from you depending on where you are in the world.

"Hey Rhett, I think when we moved to California the earthquakes shifted back to North Carolina where we were!" "No Link, thats just egoseismic thinking."

by The Mythical Beast June 12, 2012

egoseismic thinking

The practice of thinking one's self is responsible for the frequency and location of seismic activity i.e and earthquake.

Link: "When I moved to California, there haven't been any earthquakes. I think they stopped because of me."

Rhett: "That's some egoseismic thinking, Link."

by Tiggy Mythical Beast June 12, 2012

Think type

Think typing is what happens when your primary mode of communication goes from your mouth to your hands. You start to type words and not saying them.

Maria: *sigh*
Rex: What are you 'sighing' about?
Maria: What? I don't even remember typing that
Rex: Musta think typed it

by YouLikeTheWayIPostitRex March 10, 2009

'ja think?

An ironic agreement when someone has stated something obvious. Invariably said with a rising inflection on the second word.

"So it works better if you follow the assembly directions and then plug it in."

"'Ja think?"

by sniftpoftplurdlewurdle March 5, 2010

free thinking

The best way to live your life that prevents anxiety and depression

*example of free thinking*
Why the fuck would I listen to a man who believes that raping children is morally okay, but masturbating isn't?

by Dubiks January 12, 2019

think nipple

The mouse button on your laptop between letters G, H and I.

My touchpad isn't working, I'll have to use the think nipple instead

by Auditor David July 25, 2008