trumpscale

A rating scale measuring the extent of pitiable ignorance of Trump's tweets and comments.

That one merits a trumpscore of 10 on the trumpscale for sure.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2017

trumpscore

A score that rates the depth and extent of embarrassing ignorance behind a tweet or comment made by Trump.

That one merits a trumpscore of 10 on the trumpscale for sure.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2017

Trumpicana

The peculiar Orange color of Donald Trump's Hair can only be described as Trumpicana Orange.

All of the hair salons in Washington DC are offering Trumpicana Orange as a hair dye!

by Jewely January 31, 2017

trumpanzee

an irrational and irritable assclownish beast that is completely immunized {hannitized magatized} to logic-or-reason, any-and-all negative facts-or-evidence concerning Trump, and remains a devout and mindless supporter of the buffoon.

Like turds in a public Porta-Potty, Trumpanzees agglomerate in large putrid piles at Trump rallies.

by Eppypotamus June 19, 2019

Trump shower

A sex act wherein a billionaire hires prostitutes to urinate on a bed once used by an enemy.

Olga performs a Trump shower for $5000 and a night at the Ritz Carlton.

by zaaaaaaaach January 10, 2017

Trump Free Zone

A segment of time, maybe the first 10 minutes, of a news program, where the name Trump is not mentioned at all making it relatively stress free for gentle/civilized viewers.

I will not be watching any news programs unless they have a designated segment that is a Trump Free Zone. I can't stand starting my day stressed out and cursing at the television.

by Jewely February 3, 2017

Dotard Trump

A playword on Donald Trump's name by combining the words "Donald" and "Retard", a mentally deranged person according to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un.

Kim Jong Un calls Donald Trump a dotard and a mentally deranged person, the name Dotard Trump fits him perfectly.

by PediPipita September 25, 2017