shitfar

Roughly the distance between Old East Campus and the Tritowers at NC State University

or

exactly .5 miles

Student A: Hey bro, wanna go to the creamery?

Student B: I want some ice cream so badly, homedog... but the library's like two shitfars from UT and I'm way too lazy to walk that.

by mr. wuf October 16, 2010

shitfit

When you get all pissed off and shit

He had a shitfit when he saw me with a nother guy.

by DoRsa February 24, 2004

Shitfinger

a person who scratches their ass and smells it

someone whose hands smell like shit

Get away from me with your shitfinger!

Stop scratching your ass you shitfinger!

by Sonny Black Monster December 21, 2008

shitfuckdamn

an all-encompassing curse word, good for when you're not sure which one to use

ex- that hottie must've heard that fart i just laid...ah shitfuckdamn!

by franc68 April 3, 2008

Shitface McDouchetard

A Synonym for Justin Bieber.

Guy 1:

Man, JB sucks the Big Hairy Balls of a Monkey that Recently went through a Divorce and is trying to get over it by doing Crack but Crack didn't work for him so he had to start using weed and eventually killed everyone on his Monkey Planet so he committed suicide because he was lonely.

Guy 2:

Ya he's a Shitface McDouchetard!

by wearebieberhaters November 15, 2011

syitfp

Phrase for See You in the Funny Papers.

I have to get home, SYITFP.

by 66tornadoes December 13, 2016

Shitfaced Tuesday

A night of wearing suits and drinking too much, normally at the University of Liverpool, in Dale A.

ah its monday you know what that means

"Shitfaced Tuesday" is tomorrow!

by Mhannam812 July 26, 2010