swiftie

Person 1: what are you listening to?
Person 2: karma by Taylor Swift.
Person 1: are you a Swiftie?
Person 2: obviously

by Hi.ijustsharted January 14, 2025

Swiftie

A Swiftie is a member of Ariana Grande’s second fan base.

by anonymous April 13, 2022

A cult of mentally deranged species which have a similar appearance as a human being but have room temperature average IQ (in Celsius)

"Bro she's a 10 but she's a swiftie" "She's retarded"

by ryandc1 February 16, 2024

hey look is a swiftie!! they must need therapy

by my lover June 29, 2021

When you rooster fuck your wife on your anniversary and then go fishing in Suwannee

Hey man you want to go fishing with us tomorrow? Yeah but man it’s my wedding anniversary! Fuck that bitch just give her the old Suwannee Swifty!

by FDBCUH June 21, 2022

the exact defintions of people in the music fandom that need to be put in a mental assylum

Swifties need pysical help and are fucking demons