hidden steamer

When you go over to someone's house who you don't like, and you take a shit in their heating ducts.

When John's house starts smelling a bit rank, he'll know someone left a hidden steamer in the ducts.

by momi May 9, 2006

Piffsburgh Stealer

Someone who steals your piff.

I'm bout to piffsburgh stealer that bitch ass nig.

by Firehose January 21, 2011

maine steamer

when a guy bangs a girl in the ass, ejaculates on the back of her head while also taking a shit on her back. then you throw a live lobster on the pile of shit and watch as it makes its way toward the cum. then say to the girl "that was wicked awesome"

Guy: I fucked that girl last night
Friend: do anything cool?
Guy: yea i gave her a maine steamer

by whowantslobster October 5, 2010

Double oven steamer

When you do a reverse pile driver on a girl and put your finger or toy in her anus at the same time you are plowing away and then you drop a dookie on her face.

I gave her a double oven steamer, she loves it when I pile drive her at the end of the couch and she loved the dildo in her butt! Man when I dropped that duce on her face she choaked and almost kicked me in the face!

by Xavior64 March 3, 2010

connecticut steamer

Takeing a shit on someones car.

There goes poklemba squeezing out a connecticut steamer on that old ladys car.

by mike poklemba December 25, 2005

Cranked A Steamer

Taking a wicked shit

oh man, don't go in there, I just Cranked A Steamer.

by Deny September 16, 2006

Catalina Steamer

The act of taking a dump at the extreme leading edge of the bowl so as to avoid hitting the water thus allowing your dump to waft its aroma throuout the room.

Man, some dude tossed a Catalina Steamer and pulled the shit and split. Damn was it harsh!

by Jimmy B.Young January 19, 2009