Fake Statistics

A fake percentage to show off knowledge, stupidity, or to harass a group of people.

Example of "Fake Statistics".

Bill, "Hey dude, did you know that 39% of jocks in our school are school are gay?!"

Victor, "LOLWUT"

by Jerio November 8, 2009

Morford Statistic

A seemingly plausible statistic provided without reference to official sources to support one's position while in conversation.

A: "75% percent of people think X".
B: You just made that up, that's a Morford statistic.

by Resistingfanatic April 10, 2020

Stanislovaitis

Volleyballing 6-4 lanky beast.
Likes to bro it up wit some d-bags and gives free hand jobs.
Dominates school while still ballin hard.

Check out Stanislovaitis dominating the court.

Stanislovaitis is a fucking rapist.

by Ole Gunner November 1, 2010

Satisfucktion

The feeling of satisfaction during or after having sex.

I'm going to get me some satisfucktion tonight!

Jimmy: "yo Bob, whats Jenny up to in there?"
Bob : "I think she might be getting herself some satisfucktion"

by Crystal Clearwater August 23, 2011

satisfaximum

The mental state of maximum satisfaction. To achieve a nirvana like state of complete satisfaction.

Also, the title of an Australian snowboarding short film released in 2012.

Duuuude that was such a fun day - I have attained satisfaximum!

by redfrog October 23, 2012

satisfaption

1. the relief of fucking
2. the satisfaction from ejaculation

Batman: "I got my groove on with Catwoman last night.."
Robin: "No way, did you get it in?!?"
Batman: "Hell yeah, I got my satisfaption."

by I'mBatmanFuckYou December 9, 2012

Satisfladder

To flatter someone enough to satisfy them.

"Hey you're beautiful/handsome as always!" Suzy said to the girl who felt like she needed a compliment. "Awh thanks!" the girl replied now satisfladdered by suzys satisfying and flattering words.

by MarshmallowToast March 2, 2020