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Car Starter

To get a girl all "fired up" and then have someone else step in and take her away.
I felt like such a car starter when David walked out with that girl I had been talking too all night.
by Caps Lock March 12, 2004
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go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings'

a novel way to start offering advice and easy solutions to complex problems
Example 1:

I don't know what to do - my boyfriend can't stop turning his head at anything in a short dress and stilettos. I find it really humiliating.

ah yes, go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then adjust his horndog settings to what you'd like them to be

Example 2:

what are we going to do about the energy crisis and global warming?

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings', click on 'energy efficiency' and then next to that you'll see 'make the world a lot more energy efficient'

Example 3:

How do I stop my boyfriend from farting so much?

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then 'flatulence'...
by Peter Greenwall March 2, 2011
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starship troopers

for those who actually dont know what it is, its a military novel/movie. i never read the novel but the movie was about a group of soldiers fighting crazy aliens from another planet.
all i know is that co-ed showers rock
by alex r May 4, 2005
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African Starship

the act of tugging ones testicles the whole way back between ones butt cheeks, just above the anus and farting spraying star shaped fecal patterns on a lovers breast and neck area..
I knew I loved her when i gave her an African Starship
and she went to work afterwards without taking a shower.
by Chuck Knowl or some shit April 7, 2011
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Barf out your Starhole

To take a greasy runny shit with explosive force. This usually occurs after a hard night of drink and consumption of substandard foods such as Taco Bell, or 7-11 Burritos.

Also known as

1) You asshole yelling at the toilet
2) The Technicolour fart
3) Taking a 12
You drank so much last night and went to McDonalds, this morning your probably gonna "Barf out your Starhole" 4 times.
by Slapvanwolla October 7, 2009
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Starcher

"hey man dont fuck with a Starcher, you'll probably get ur ass beat"
by commonthug February 20, 2009
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When someone is tired of only seeing words online and wants to see the person behind the computer.
Stud88: "Hey girl, I'd like to take this chat up a notch..."
SexyWon: "Oh yeah, what did you have in mind?"
Stud88: "I want to see what's behind that keyboard... Let's stop typing and start skyping!"
SexyWon: "Ooohhh baby, let's!"
by GlazeHer January 1, 2014
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