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Fire Starter

When ever you use someone's ass to start a fire
by sockfucker January 19, 2020
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Armstrong starter

CB radio jargon for the old hand-crank-start automobile engines. A clever "play on words", using the common last name "Armstrong" as if it is the name of the crank-device's inventor, when in fact one truly does need "strong arms" to operate it.
Guy #1: Will your wife get to drive your restored flivver in the parade this afternoon?
Guy #2: Yeah, but I have to run back home first and get it going for her --- it's got an Armstrong starter.
by QuacksO November 1, 2011
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covid starter

Hey! There's a covid starter!
by big dicked nigga April 13, 2025
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Irish Car Starter

Jerk off a dude and start twisting his nipples as he cums, making him "explode" as you do.
"I gave this guy an Irish car starter. He moaned so loud"
by Obviouslyclear September 15, 2025
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Starter Farter

That enormous fart given before a poo that can be heard from another room.
"That was some starter farter you gave in the loo babe."
by shakeshakeboom September 15, 2017
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Navy SEAL Starter Kit

Guys with heavily tattooed arms, large beards, wearing a shirt 3 sizes too small, and Imaginary Lats Syndrome. This specimen of male finds himself trying to appear tough, stronger than he is and acts aggressively in an attempt to impress potential female mates in public. Though he may not overtly claim to be actively, or formerly a member of the various military special operations groups, he implies it with his "costume", aggressive demeanor and occasionally telling stories fights he's been in and describes how brave he would be in a gun fight.

*** A man who meets all this criteria, but has tattoos of specific Special Forces units, or wears ball caps or shirts with specific Special Forces units patches/insignia is guilty of wearing a TIER ONE Starter Kit
Look, that tatted-up guy with the King Leonidas beard wearing the Navy SEALs t shirt that's three sizes too small, flaring out his arms because of Imaginary Lats Syndrome, is trying to impress that cute chick at the bar. Too bad she's not into dickheads wearing a Navy SEAL Starter Kit. If he would just be himself, she'd probably ask for his number.
by Thinman529k March 30, 2025
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