starbucks

The formal coffee supplier of A-holes.
There are 3 major types of said A-holes
1 Executive (usually distant and pissed)
only aims to get his coffee and go

2 Teacher
tells other peoplein starbucks what something is

3 Writer
people who bring laptops just to be seen writing
A regular business day in starbucks would most likely include these characters

1 cashier: heres ur coffee sir
executive: yeah whatever (leaves)
2 customer: I'll have a small coffee
teacher: yeah, its actually called "tall"
3 writer1: why be a writer if no one sees you doing it
writer2: that is so true. you should write it down
writer1: okay, will you watch me
(family guy)
by The Conqueror March 01, 2008
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starbucks

The most fucking disgusting fucking potent coffee in the world.
My first and ONLY Starbucks experience:

Me: I got a coffee from Starbucks the other day, and then I had to be admitted to the hospital to get that battery acid pumped out of my stomach.

My friend who had never been cursed into having a Starbucks coffee before: Why the fuck did you drink it then if it tasted like that?

Me: Because I thought it was fucking supposed to taste like that. I always heard that it was STRONG.

Her: Hahahahaahahaha!

Me: *punches her in the face then continues groaning about aching stomach*
by SexYes October 17, 2007
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starbucks

The only coffee shop (I know of at least) where the tall is a small and the short is an extra large. You also have to speak what I call "Starbucks" to order anything fancy there. Sheesh.
Barista: "Welcome to Starbucks"
Customer: "I'll have a grande caramel latte with ice and an expresso shot please."
Barista: "Would you like whipped cream or caramel sauce on that?"
Customer: "No thanks, but I'll also get one of your venti Mocha frappachino iced coffees!"
by bonjourno July 31, 2007
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starbucks

a really good coffee shop where they starve all the kids in africa to make them work under-paid every day
but we love it to the core anyway!
"lets go to starbucks and order a tall, skinny, hazelnut caffe latte with no added sugar, and expresso shot and no cream. because its blates the best drink that they do!"
"ok"
by LucyInTheSkyWithDiamonds April 26, 2008
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starbucker

Someone who sits at a coffee shop for hours at a time trying to look all cool with their laptop.
That guy is always here. Total starbucker.
by hsmlover May 01, 2009
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Starbuck

A tiny person. They are so small that they are below your eyeline and you often run in to them. Theyre so delicate that if they ever got laid theyd be crushed.
Man I ollied in to that Starbuck today and almost killed him!
by Michael Baker August 23, 2005
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Starbucks Lovers

A term that didn't exist until people misheard Taylor Swift's lyrics in Blank Space, when she actually says "list of ex-lovers."

You'll notice that Blank Space first aired on the radio on November 10th, 2014 - and the term popped up shortly after that.
Taylor Swift: Got a long list of ex-lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane.

Hearing-impaired preteen: Durrr what does "Starbucks lovers" mean? I know - I'll make up a definition and put it on Urban Dictionary!
by ZmanIsTheMan3 November 07, 2015
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