Dump-spunking.

The act of taking a poop, and masturbating over it.

"Dude, did you see that bloke last night?!"
"I didn't see her, but I heard he was Dump-spunking."

by Bobski911 October 22, 2009

squonking

Middle aged balding men who like to finger small holes filled with either plastic but prefer silicone, they then suck on the tip of an affixed tube that produces vapour

Steve and Lee love to squonk,... They're always at it fingering their holes,... Constantly squonking

by ApcharA August 6, 2017

squeaking some tekkie

to dance on a dance floor, usually at a night club.

ayyyyyy Lisa is squeaking some tekkie over there!

by timmy-tata June 5, 2018

The Sinking of the USS Nimitz

While copulating with someone from behind, licking your index and middle fingers and sticking one up each nostril.

"Let's try 'The Sinking of the USS Nimitz' tonight!"

by billnted May 5, 2008

Squidging

Applying squidge onto a towel which is then placed on one's face

Tom got caught squidging in the bathroom after his sister got out of the shower.

by bloodysock June 29, 2009

Squidkin

Squidkin is a cross between a Murkin (Pubic Wig) and a Squid.

This can be used when a womans pubic hair is so long and wet it looks like she is being attacked by a hairy squid

Dave: "Dude I Tried To Get It On Last Night, But Her Squidkin Smelt Like Old Tuna, i'm Really Disapointed My Grandma Never Shaved That Thing"

by HotForGrannys July 14, 2009

shrinking

Shrinking is when you're high, stoning and listening to music, usually reggea.

"dude I was shrinking last night, good weed man"
"this weed will make you shrink man"

by big munk al 420 April 12, 2014