Squatched

An all encompassing, swiss army knife verb. Synonymous with Smurfing, only nastier.

Brian really squatched up the canoe trip when he mixed up the dates.

Brian finally squatched that broad with the tattoos and the big tits from the bar last night.

Brian squatched a 2-4 of tequila, 6 grams of shrooms, and a couple rock star rails on Sunday. Then he squatched like nobody's business.

by Zanninu April 15, 2024

Squinching

Verb: The action of lubricating one’s finger with lubricant, lotion and/or a condiment (ie. Ketchup, Mustard, Mayonnaise, etc.), pulling one’s butt cheek aside with the non lubricated hand; while pinching and tugging the poop out of one’s anal cavity, providing immediate gratification and release of bowels.

Dude! I haven’t pooped in eight days! I’m on a squinching streak bro!

by Marqueef2024 July 9, 2024

Squinch

Smaller than a pinch

You just need a squinch of paint.

by icecoldsunlight May 9, 2025

Squinch

A small amount

When you playing Overwatch and you say "Mercy may I have a squinch of healing"

by Skenger2 September 15, 2025

heart squencher

When you stick your fist so far up a homo dude's ass that the best of his heart give your dick nice big veins.

Don't tell anybody about that heart squencher I gave you last night

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017

little squinchie

The smallest size ice cream from Culver’s. It’s so cute and tiny...and squinchie!

Please go get me a little squinchie? This is a yummy little squinchie!

by Squinchie Babe July 7, 2018

Butt squncher

To be homosexual and eat other homosexuals butts

Terry said his co worker Jerry was a butt squncher because hes spotted Jerry eating Larry's butt.

by James pascerelli October 17, 2018