squidward

The act of placing the testicles and penis over someone's eyes and nose to make them appear to be squidward tentacles.

Hey babe, can I squidward you later??

He's really cute, I wonder if he'd let me squidward him?

by tentacle90 April 14, 2014

squidward

When a guy takes his balls and puts them over the girls eyes and put his dick over the nose so they look like squidward from Spongebob

We were having so much fun i gave her the squidward.

by Paul L January 15, 2006

skidmark

a brown streak in your boxers from a dirty ass.

I just farted really bad, I hope theres no skidmark !!!

by ARTIE May 8, 2003

squidward

(verb) to squidward.

The act of taking a shit on a girls chest, picking it up, slapping it on her face, then carefully sculpting it around her nose into a beautiful rendition of Squidward's nose from the popular kids tv show Spongebob Squarepants.

squidwarder: Hey guys, you'll never guess what happened last night! Sarah and I were having sex and she wanted me to give her a squidward.

friend 1: That's sick dude, get out of here.
friend 2: We're not friends anymore. Wait a second, you got a picture of that shit?

by the biggest cheese March 11, 2010

Skidmark

A person who acts like a piece of shit. Can be called "Skid" for short.

Did you know that Bob deals? Who cares that kid is such a skidmark.

by Kerry, Worcester, MA May 21, 2011

squidar

When you're doing it with a guy and his dick goes limp

"Put it back in, {Insert partner here}"
"No, I can't, I'm squidar"

"O.M.G.!!! I did it with {Insert partner here} Last night and he went squidar 3 times!"

by ChadTheBiker June 22, 2016

Squidward

Jasmine

"Isn't that Jasmine?"
"You mean like a Squidward?"

by jasmine.rosie_ January 25, 2017