shuttle docking

when you take a shit, freeze it, and then use it as a poo-dildo.

Me: The other night we were so wasted, this chick shuttle docked herself.

My Friend: What is shuttle docking?

Me: When you freeze your shit and pleasure yourself with it.

by Dirtanian September 18, 2008

Sputtering

A combination of walking and jogging. It's pretty much a slow jog.

Man 1: Hey Jim, why are you walking?
Man 2: I'm not walking, I'm sputtering.

by The Great Magician March 31, 2011

skuttle

skuttle (skut-el) to kick your feet in happiness or clench yourself for no reason other than someone made you happy at that moment. an involuntary action.

so last night i was laying next to Carmen, and i said she looked pretty. she skuttled so hard i almost fell out of the bed.

by onewhois November 2, 2011

scuttlebuttscorner

-noun-
-A situation where you are surrounded and you cannot talk your way out of it. other wise known as Let's Stalk Lunch.
-A person suffering from multiple personalities can also be described with the same word..

"I have never been in such a scuttlebuttscorner before, this is all so new to me, I desperately need assistance"

by Shawnio November 25, 2013

Shuttle-Fuck

when you have a vehicle full of people and they all have to go in different directions. It can also be used to refer to all of the people in the car

You shuttle-fucks are using all my gas

by artgirlaia January 24, 2011

eisenhower shuttle

originating in the battlefields of gettysburg, a sexual position so mysterious, intense, and erotic that not even the creators know what it is

Brian: Yo man how was that girl last night?
Jeff: Yea man, did you give her the Eisenhower shuttle?
Matt: I think so, acutally i dont know, it very well could have been goat-over-the-cliff or a polish bike ride.

by Giggs April 23, 2008

toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug

The ultimate comeback during periods of stress when you have no idea what to do. It'll cancel any argument that the opposing side has, no matter the cost. Cannot be used against or with "Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head".

Person 1: These statistics show that everything you say is invalid.
Person 2: toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug!
Person 1: Crap

by WHÉÈÊË March 2, 2021