spunk

To spunk means to ejaculate.

"You appear to have spunked on my face."

by Cranberry pie January 18, 2007

Spulf

Adverb, meaning "not thirsty".

Apart from its original form, literally meaning that you are full/not thirsty, it can be used in different contexts as slang.

The word descends from Norwegian slang. However it functions well in other languages, such as English, German, Chinese, etc...

e.g:
Getting spulf: drink until you are totally not thirsty/getting drunk.
A spulfer: a person who really enjoys getting spulf.
A spulfie: a girl who has swallowed her share of seamen.

- Would you like some more tea, Ms. Yovankizha?

- No thank you, I'm spulf

- Do you think I have a shot at Lisa? She's totally super hot!
- Na, man... She's spulf when it comes to sex..

- Dude! I'm so glad school is over!
- Hell yes! We're getting spulf this weekend, for sure!

- Did you see how Steve kept puking all over the place last night?
- Yeah, I know.. He just kept drinking although he was spulf hours ago.. He is a real spulfer..!

by Spulfer June 5, 2009

Spunk Trench

the salty trench that is found in the battlefield between the legs of fat women.

well i was about to send my soldiers into her spunk trench but decided i'd prefer a cold beverage

by Funky Ferret May 9, 2006

Spunk Knuckle Duster

When your girlfriend gets spunk all over her knuckles after wanking you off and threatens you in a comical manner with the "spunk knuckle duster".

Girlfriend to boyfriend after wanking him off *she brandishes fist* "I'll punch your face in with my spunk knuckle duster you minger!"

by Freakosaurus April 26, 2011

Spunk pigeon

The spunk pigeon is the act of ejaculating (spunking) into a girls anus or vagina. Preferably anus.

Once the anus of vagina is fully spunked up. You then make your best pigeon stance and peck the spunk out of that little whole.

Ronnie: bruh, took a girl home last night from da club

Gaz: dude, awesome.. did you give her a sweet fucking?

Ronnie: yeah bruh, but she made me do the spunk pigeon.

Gaz: spunk pigeon!? WTF IS DAT BRO?

Ronnie: well I fucked her well and true bruh, but! Bruh.. I came in her ass.. and she made me pretend to be a pigeon and peck is out bruh. Face was covered in shit and goo and spunk man

Gaz: bruh, that isn't sweggy at all..

by The dick master 34 January 25, 2017

Spunk Bandit

Someone called Gracie with a Nick name of trout

“Your actually a mad spunk bandit”

by Melanie is Ginger April 23, 2020

Spunk Trumpet

Pretty young lady ideal for a blasting with love glue.

I pulled a bird last night, what a little spunk trumpet.

by JP Golf Pro January 14, 2009