Murder She Scrote

When a female becomes too aggressive during the sucking of testicles and causes pain, bruising or breaks skin through the overuse of teeth.

"Danielle was an animal with the balls last night. You should see the poor buggers, it's Murder She Scrote down there."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 11, 2009

scroted

Verb. The act of one rubbing the ballsack shaved or unshaven in a clockwise circular motion over the facial features of a willing candidate.

I scroted that fat ass beast last night. Then i gave her a facial, miami bukkake style

by Brad&Mike October 11, 2005

sprite bottle

noun. adj.

having very well endowed genitals ie: a massive shwantz. teh gombas!

hey steve, lets see that sprite bottle sticking out of the stretchy pants! oh yeah!!!!!!!11111

by homeboy tim pryor October 29, 2006

Sprite

A refreshingly delicious lemon-lime soda pop, created by the Coca Cola Company. It contains low sodium, and no caffeine.

Sprite has given all of us picky eaters a pure, great taste to enjoy.
There's nothing quite like popping open a can of Sprite at 3AM in the morning. (:

Sprite is the best drink in the entire world.

by Venus06 February 11, 2009

sprouter

Someone who one thinks will be hot when they are older.

A: That girl is hot
B: Yeah she's a sprouter

by Derppppppppppppppp October 25, 2011

Megaman sprite comic

Sprite comic using character sprites from the Megaman game series.

Common cliches in these comics include:
1. Using sprites from Megaman 7
2. Megaman being a total idiot who loves ice cream
3. Bass being even stupider
4. Protoman being a total badass who's more intelligent than Megaman and Bass combined
5. The "author" being a recoloring of Megaman's sprite from Megaman 7 without his helmet
6. Every character (or many of them) being out to destroy the author

There are many of them out on the web, and most of them use the same jokes to make them funny, but many are also quite original and very enjoyable.

Bob and George is a well-known Megaman sprite comic

by SomeBadJoke September 10, 2006

spritecranberry.net

Spritecranberry is a new shock site fad which shares the same baiting principle as many other shock sites (goatse, tubgirl). Occasionally this link will be thrown around inside a comment thread, with many people trying to persuade others into clicking the link in promise of a free sprite cranberry. Those who click on the link will be redirected to a disgusting video of a person cleaning the inside of a dog's anal glands. Gross, but still nowhere near as nasty as the OG goatse.cx.

Fun fact, spritecranberry is the first shock site where the shock material is a YouTube video.

Troll: Hey guys, go to spritecranberry.net to receive your free can of sprite cranberry!
Gullible internet user: OH BOY! Free sprite cranberry!
Gullible internet user: *clicks on link*
Gullible internet user: *unplugs computer* what the fuck did i just watch

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 20, 2019