splock

another name for a spliff

we just smoked the fattest splock in john's car

by chronolicious_mastahh January 11, 2010

Spoochy

Not Bad, Quite Good, Fancy, Above Average. Cosy, relaxed.

That Hat is a bit Spoochy. Shall we stay in today and be all Spoochy?

by Heir Claus January 28, 2010

Spoc

Crooked or "Backwards" cops.

The officer that busted me is a Spoc.

by Chamb July 27, 2010

Spocker with the joy stick

So named for its resemblance to a traditional Vulcan greeting and the Starfleet officer who made it famous, the Spocker is a variation of the fingering technique most commonly referred to as “The Shocker.” As with its 3-fingered counterpart, the Spocker necessitates the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a woman’s vaginal opening. It is here, however, where the similarities end. Whereas the shocker would call for the insertion into the anus of the pinky finger only, the Spocker requires the interjection of both the pinky and ring fingers. It is the resulting “V” shaped finger spread that contributes so heavily to the technique’s moniker. Then the joystick is using your thumb to rub the clitoris at the same time.

i gave her the spocker with the joy stick! i bodly went where no man had gone before

by slick1man June 5, 2009

Scroctor

The profession of a person who has seen ever single episode of the television series "Scrubs. Some believe this classifies as them as doctors, when actually they are just "scroctors".

Man Who Faints: (Faints)
Waiter: Is anybody a doctor?!
Mega Scrubs Fan: No, but i'm a Scroctor!

by Kiss_Fan April 7, 2010

Sprocket

some not of Caucasian descent.

"i saw a couple of sprockets at home depot today".

by phat12 October 5, 2009

Spocker

Another variation of the popular shocker move. Instead, your four fingers are split in the middle, to create the famous Romulan symbol.

One could use the phrases "Two in the goo, two in the poo.", "Two in the clit, two in the shit." and "Two in the pink, two in the stink." to describe this action.

Yo, Tyrone, I straight-up spocked mah bitch last night!

Sometimes when I'm boning my lady, I pretend I'm Captain Kirk and give her the Spocker.

by Adam October 10, 2004