is when someone consumes ten 40 oz bottles of malt liquor, 10 lbs of their favorite laxative, 4 large bricks of cheese, and a variety of different food coloring. This is a stunt that can be done jumping from a trampoline, break dancing, or in vert skateboarding, though it's recommended that a trampoline is used. The tricky part is next as the subject, smashed out of their tree, and completely naked, vaults themself high into mid-air, does a quad flip, double twist, and lands in the hand plant position. Then with a series of violent rotations begins to shit with great force, and a beautiful array of color. Stand back at least 50 feet or so, wear eye protection, and plug your nose when witnessing such an event.
Although that was absolutely disgusting, that hand plant butt sprinkler rainbow was rather impressive. I think that dude needs a nap though now.
by GasHuffer12 October 12, 2008
Get the hand plant butt sprinkler rainbowmug. A friend who does NOT have a girlfriend/boyfriend, yet actually helps other (usually more introverted) friends find theirs.
Can also be used for someone that helps others before helping themselves
Can also be used for someone that helps others before helping themselves
P1:"Hey, you know Robert?"
P2:"Yeah, he still hasn't found his girl, has he?"
P1:"No, but he said good things to Yoselyn, and she asked for my insta today!"
P2"Wow, really?"
P1:"Yeah, i forget our mate's good with that kinda stuff, he's a long range sprinkler, i tell ya"
P2:"Yeah, he still hasn't found his girl, has he?"
P1:"No, but he said good things to Yoselyn, and she asked for my insta today!"
P2"Wow, really?"
P1:"Yeah, i forget our mate's good with that kinda stuff, he's a long range sprinkler, i tell ya"
by Bilingualistic January 20, 2024
Get the Long Range Sprinklermug. Jody and I were sprinkler running until we got the cops called on us when we broke a sprinkler by kicking it.
by SprinklerRunner January 17, 2010
Get the Sprinkler Runningmug. by Big Johnnythen March 29, 2025
Get the Michigan Sprinklermug. The act in which two men, not homosexually, superglue there foreskins together and then jerk off, but not homosexually, making sure to cum simultaneously so that the spunk breaks through the superglue creating a sprinkler effect, but then again not homosexually.
by Pooflepoof October 17, 2025
Get the Italian Sprinklermug. The action of your sprinklers when they water your lawn. Also may be, the splash of the water from the sprinklers hitting the lawn and surrounding yard art. Aka Grass Wetting.
by Mrs of the Mr January 2, 2017
Get the Sprinkleringmug. The act of getting a blow job .. when the cock is being slapped around the gob like a joystick while also giving the occasional splash back like a sprinkler from a garden hose
by neddy flanders November 20, 2023
Get the sprinkler splashmug.