hand plant butt sprinkler rainbow

is when someone consumes ten 40 oz bottles of malt liquor, 10 lbs of their favorite laxative, 4 large bricks of cheese, and a variety of different food coloring. This is a stunt that can be done jumping from a trampoline, break dancing, or in vert skateboarding, though it's recommended that a trampoline is used. The tricky part is next as the subject, smashed out of their tree, and completely naked, vaults themself high into mid-air, does a quad flip, double twist, and lands in the hand plant position. Then with a series of violent rotations begins to shit with great force, and a beautiful array of color. Stand back at least 50 feet or so, wear eye protection, and plug your nose when witnessing such an event.

Although that was absolutely disgusting, that hand plant butt sprinkler rainbow was rather impressive. I think that dude needs a nap though now.

by GasHuffer12 October 12, 2008

Sprinkler Running

Waking up early in the morning and running through everyone's sprinklers without getting caught.

Jody and I were sprinkler running until we got the cops called on us when we broke a sprinkler by kicking it.

by SprinklerRunner January 17, 2010

Cider sprinkler

Someone who constantly needs to urinate while drinking cider.

Paddy "Yeah hold my strongbow will you mate, i need to use the loo again"

Mark "You cider sprinkler"

Paddy "Actually nevermind mate i'm all done"

(slip)

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 26, 2010

ellendale sprinkler

When a fat overbearing woman who wears men's underwear pulls the dick hole part of the underwear apart and pisses on her sissy husbands face while he calls her a mans name, like Randy.

That poor bastard is getting an Ellendale sprinkler when he gets home.

by SummerTeeth February 1, 2015

Sprinkler Closet

A closet in a business where you go and masterbate, sometimes in front of others

"Damn Gene, I got caught in the Sprinkler Closet last night!"

by Fireball-Z November 15, 2018

south pole sprinkler

It is when whipped cream is inserted into anus of a recipent, and someone else goes to retract the cream, while recipent pushes said cream in a spraying fashion while gargaling cream...

Her face is ready for the south pole sprinkler..

Defined by Because We're Men

by BECAUSE WE'RE MEN August 23, 2017

Sprinkler

Known for being very gay, and will also spit while they talk. Sprinklers are found during high school. Common names associated with sprinkler are: John, Richard, Tyler, Justin and Rosaline

Person 1: You see Tyler over there?
Person 2: That kid is a fucking sprinkler
Person 1: Same with that girl Rosaline

by Gana2345 March 15, 2019