scotch

scotch is definetly not the proper word used to describe scots. it is usually used this way by idiot foreigners who have clearly never been to scotland otherwise theyd have there ass kicked.scot or scottish is acceptable though.scotch can be used to describe produce from scotland eg sotch whisky, scotch broth ect this is fine

im starvin imm gonna have some scotch broth
retard:hey are you scotch
scot: fuck you (arse kicking commences)

by crazyscot545 January 11, 2006

Scotchy

A male administrator with a hairy physical appearance, a fondness for cheap scotch and a penchant for buggery. Like the Anti-Midas everything he touches will inevitably turn to shit. His got to move is the Burt Reynolds '74. Occasionally he will drink too much and go starfish on your living room floor. This person will use his position of power to offer oral sex to his male employees. This offer will often induce involuntary vomitting from the intended victim. Incredibly, Scotchy will not be reprimanded for this behavior by his superiors, which will allow him to search out more male suitors.

Scotchy was sitting there in a Burt Reynolds '74 pose and he told me that since he grew up in a more liberal time he wanted to give me a blow job. I then started puking like crazy.

by Ronaldson February 5, 2010

spitch

A person who has the option of going out with friends but instead makes the bizarre yet conscious decision to remain indoors for the night to indulge in activities involving sweatpants, Funyuns, a High Definition television or all three simultaneously. Many times the subject cannot establish a decent justification for his or her actions (ie. citing poor weather conditions) and instead fumbles with their words and mannerisms, often speaking in senseless sentence fragments and avoiding eye contact entirely. Attempts at pleading with them to “just come” and/or “stop being gay” somehow exponentially worsen the situation and furthers the individual’s unresponsiveness.

Person A: Why the heck aren’t you guys dressed? Everyone’s leaving in 5 minutes.
Person B: Huh? I don’t even… how come when… just chill. (rips open Funyuns bag)
Person C: This movie has Ashton Kutcher and Bernie Mac in it so like… (kicks off shoes)
Person D: Freezing outside… (whips out penis)
Person A: You're all textbook spitches and I don’t even know why we’re friends.

by NotSully April 18, 2010

Spatchcocking

When you intentionally rub your backpack on a nearby stranger's genitals in an effort to sexually arouse them.

Hey Tom I was spatchcocking some girl standing next to me on the bus and she slipped me her number on the way out!

by Plowinurgranny February 4, 2020

Scotcho libre'

Any person of Latin, Spanish or South american descent thats name is Scott. This name was originated through the movie Nacho Libre' starring Jack Black. In most situations this is a word used to adress an individual in a comical way but may be taken offensivly by the person who is being called by this name.

Scott gets so angry when we call him Scotcho libre'

That kid scotty Makes a great Scotcho libre'

People love when we call scott Scotcho libre'

Me and Scotcho libre' are going to the handball courts once he gets back from chile'

by Jon Merdock July 11, 2009

Spoochy

Not Bad, Quite Good, Fancy, Above Average. Cosy, relaxed.

That Hat is a bit Spoochy. Shall we stay in today and be all Spoochy?

by Heir Claus January 28, 2010

Scotchy

Scotchy is proppa radge. U see kids flyin aboot on pia hoistied peds on the back wheel n that. Scotchy is where the sticha b’s and 420 blazers are mental. Ahh aye n the best part is theres always a constant smell of green. So basically divnt gan doon scotchy by yi bill cos its radge n dangerous.

Scotchy is a place in Newcastle upon Tyne.

“Let wu gan doon scotchy n have a sticha b n wu can make a 420 blazer”

by Ryan Clayterz December 15, 2019