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Now introducing the brand new BP Sponge! Soaking up most of the oil in the Gulf right at this very moment is the new and very outstanding powers of the BP Sponge!
by MrSebastian August 06, 2011
Another euphemism for slut; a girl who fucks everyone, therefore sucking up everyone's cum like a sponge
Clueless Guy: You're not gonna believe this! I scored with Destiny last night!
Regular Guy: So did like 7 other guys. She's a total cum Sponge, dude.
Regular Guy: So did like 7 other guys. She's a total cum Sponge, dude.
by AlabamaNibber May 19, 2015
The action of rubbing a ladyfriend's vagina until it is adequately moist, and then smearing the contents of it on said ladyfriend's face.
Note: strength may very from a playful wipe to a full-on slap.
Note: strength may very from a playful wipe to a full-on slap.
by Blue Alfredo October 14, 2007
Someone who tries to steal another's thunder by shifting the attention to themselves; e.g. get the laughs from a joke by butting in with the punchline, or taking over a story in progress.
by Hardcore Poser May 04, 2009
The phenomenon manifesting in the heart region of the body similar to the sensation of one’s heart being wrung out like a sponge. From an organic perspective, those emotive complexes attributable to relinquishment of semi-permeable barriers. Usually a sensory experience will induce the physical sensation. Such stimulants can include (but are not limited to) the following ~ mindful/present attention of one person to another without distraction, children’s reactions to things that make them smile, puppies, a beautiful sunset, an olfactory stimulus that pulls on memory, well played music, anyone performing sports, dance or movement of any kind when done exceptionally well, etc etc. Frequently people experiencing “sponge heart” do so when ensconced in the love cloud.
by Anja Manzanares July 25, 2012
An awkward form of birth control that involves jamming a small, special sponge up your woman and leaving it there for several hours after sex.
by DrZedex February 18, 2014
If you were to you tell your friends about a party, then don't show up and say it's because the stars didn't align so you're feeling tired, then you could expect your friends to were Sponging-out
by NotSpong January 28, 2010