spijew

The culmination of being a spic and being a jew. Highly regarded as controversial in the 49 states (excluding New Mexico).

Man, that spijew almost got across the border. Good thing Uncle Sammy Sam Johnson Burger shot him in the face.

by Dresk August 9, 2007

spore cysts

Holes in the Carapace of Tyranids that shoot spore mines in the game of Warhammer 40'000.

My Carnifex has the SPORE CYSTS biomorph

by Braden Erle April 9, 2008

Spokevegas

Yet another slang term for Spokane, WA

I was travelling from Missoula to Seattle and had to go through Spokevegas.

by outide May 8, 2010

Spore Speedrun

Commonly reffered to as e-sex. spore speed run is when you are in vc watching a man named josh beat the spore world record. its also very hot and can be a way to find out if your friend is catfishing you with an e-girl alt

Big Tim: Hey wanna have e-sex
Wesley Weldman: ofc i love watching Spore Speedruns

by BrennansBread January 13, 2021

jizz spokesman

An extremely perverted 13 yr old australian boy that is always telling other people and other girls around his age on text that he watches hentai every night, how much he jizzes every time he faps, the size of his dick, the filename of the porn folders he has on his phone, the specific content in the folders, the type of porn he watches, and the last time he fapped.

Hey, that damn jizz spokesman chase keeps telling this girl sarah that he measured his dick the other day and said it was 4 inches and even posted it on youtube, and last night he told my fucking girlfriend about a folder on his phone called that has animal crossing isabelle porn in it.

by EenBeen June 11, 2020

spokeo

to masturbate over old myspace pictures that the girl you're stalking forgot to set to private

Man, I'm totally going to spokeo over Harrison's mom tonight.

by mmmtangy April 16, 2010

spoetzl

friend who smokes bud; fellow buddha lover. weed man.

man, tyeson is such a spoetzl

by Benzo Ferreal August 16, 2004