Flying splooges

Sex fluids that fly and splat into someone's face.

Did you hear? Billy did a flying splooges in Vicky's face!

by Joker Patches April 29, 2008

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Splooge-ology

The study of splooge (semen) and its many variations.
1. If its chunky and lumpy, it's cream corn.
2. If its watery and fizzy, it's cream soda.
3. If its going into something (such as an orphace), it's cream pie.
4. If its thick and really white, its cream cheese.
5. If its white and light, its whipped cream.

"I need to study my Splooge-ology".
"Oh god I'm going to CREAM CORN, good thing I know Splooge-ology".

by The Evil Squarehead June 21, 2011

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phantom splooge

An ejaculatory deposit that vanishes into thin air.

I gave up on cleaning because it was a phantom splooge.

by Beerczar July 22, 2017

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Splooge McDuck

Whereby I jizz on your face and then pelt you with loose change, consisting mostly of pennies.

Homie 1: "I came on that bitches face, then hit her with some change"

Homie 2: "So you Splooge McDuck'd that bitch?"

Homie 1: "hell fuckin yeah"

by chrodochritis September 10, 2012

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Bama Splooge

Something you say when something actiony happens.

"Dude, you totally just got a headshot on that guy."

"BAMA SPLOOGE!!!>=D"

by Bradmaster January 27, 2009

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conversational splooging

1. To prank an IM buddy by saying you came all over their conversation window when it popped up.

2. Usually happens when you're masturbating to some hot girl and your friend decides to surprise you with an IM window right as you cum.

Adam: Hey Bryan what was the homework in Physics?
Bryan: (At moment of conversational splooging) SHIT DUDE I just came all over your convo window!
Adam: That's hot let me lick it up.
Bryan: I liked it when I saw your picture come up.
Adam: I'll be right over baby.

by Derek and Bryan February 15, 2007

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