Splinter Sex

When two people try to have sex while several other people are sleeping without waking anyone up.

My friend and his girlfriend always try to have splinter sex when we're over....They're not to good at it.

by Paco the Mexican Love Slave May 26, 2005

splonge

Its a good idea, but possibly not, and i'm not being indecisive.

Yo, Nes, Pherhaps, SPLONGE!!!!

by Salty Samurai February 7, 2004

purple headed yogurt slinger

A term referring to an erection. Due to the fact that an erect penis has a purple like head and that it slings a yogurt like substance. This term is used in the movie Varsity Blues.

I used my purple headed yogurt slinger to give that a girl a houdini.

by Biscuits July 3, 2006

splines

Objects that must be reticulated before any Sim game may be operated.

"Reticulating Splines" -Any Maxis Game

by Marinesownme September 4, 2006

splange

The slightly over eger weed smoker who hogs the joints, gets way too high and and doesn't put in.

"I can't fucking believe this Matt you prick, next time you come round you'd better bring some weed, you fucking splange."

by Gazbenandbevan February 25, 2007

Slinger

A Slinger is characterized by a love of freedom and flexibility, outside the strict, societal confines of long-term cable contracts and high monthly bills. When looking to kick back and be comfortable, a Slinger partakes in the activity known as Slinging. Slinging can occur at home with a significant other, or in a community of like-minded Slinging
enthusiasts at what’s known colloquially as a “Slingers Party.”

"Hey man, you know your friend Stacy...do you think she's a Slinger?"

"Yeah, she hates commitment and paying too much for cable. She's been Slinging since 2015."

by hyers May 8, 2018

Strawberry Slinger

When a girl on her period slaps a guy across the face with her bloody tampon.

Jessica gave Phil a Strawberry Slinger because he wouldn't do the dishes.

by Monica February 24, 2005