When you had a wonderful night around a good camp fire and had a few drinks and in the morning you go down to the blueberry patch and get a good fill of berries right off the plant good way to fill the belly in the morning wait... wait... that afternonn still have had anything else to eat and im in the liquor store in canada and whooppps theres that earge gladly i used the bathroom good thing it was a small town store or i would had a bad mishap in the cart space
dont eat alot blueberries in the morning on a empty belly
or you will have the green apple splatters
or you will have the green apple splatters
by jeff broadbely March 28, 2008
saying ridiculous or awkward embarrassing things that have no context in the conversation.
Can also be described as conversation diarrhea or word vomiting.
Can also be described as conversation diarrhea or word vomiting.
That guy was so weird when he couldn't stop talking in that meeting. It was like he had green apple splatters of the mouth.
by mlo0224 April 15, 2010
The explosion that occurs when a fart preceeds Diarrhea. Much worse than a standard Ass Grenade, The Result is a complete anal erruption spraying butt pee all over one's toilet and backside, with possible blood as well.
by aquamurdoch April 02, 2009
A clock that Is a fucking asshole fuck you how did you even find this
A clock splatter isn't even a thing you dumbass hillbilly fucking asshole bitch cunt.
A clock splatter isn't even a thing you dumbass hillbilly fucking asshole bitch cunt.
by BigDickMotherFucker69420 January 10, 2022
a euphemism for "shit hits the fan"
Get your work done early in case of a splatter of matter on the wall.
Bro, my dog got out and now I'm not gonna finish this on time.
Dude, rule #1 always prepare for a splatter of matter on the wall! Why you do me like that yo!!
Bro, my dog got out and now I'm not gonna finish this on time.
Dude, rule #1 always prepare for a splatter of matter on the wall! Why you do me like that yo!!
by drunk professor January 26, 2021
yo dude, you shoulda seen what happened in the bathroom after last night. it was a splatter bowl blitz in there!
by sooperpoopybuns April 26, 2011
A social gathering at which feces/defication fetishes are enjoyed. Any gathering in which the focus involves the spreading, projection, or excessive use of bodily fluids for fetish satisfying purposes. Often refers to group parties at which individuals lay under a glass table while others deficate on the glass above them (aka glass bottom boating), though may be more specific to the observance of more explosive diarrhea in this context.
May also refer to gory horror/slasher movie marathons or group viewings.
May also refer to gory horror/slasher movie marathons or group viewings.
by Female Troubles April 06, 2017