speaning

Typically a female practice, that involves speaking and listening at the same time.

My wife and her freind have been speaning for over an hour now.

by speaner June 16, 2018

slining the slanger

to beat the beat

im slining the slanger

by pok2mon._• September 13, 2018

Splinging

snapping a rubber band against something or someone

I was splinging someone with my rubber band

by XxHackerWolFxX March 15, 2019

Staining the deck

The sweat spot left on the bed sheet after sex

Diego's little brother asked what are mom and dad doing in their room? There Staining the deck"said Diego.

by ButterBeer2 May 1, 2019

Staining the door

When you fuck a chick in the ass, then pull your shit stained dick out and fuck her pussy creating a nice burnished walnut coloring on her labia majora.

I’m staining the door tonight with my girl, but I’m not going to varnish the door until tomorrow

by Richard Dangles January 22, 2020

Splinting

When playing a league of legends game, a player tilts and refuses to group, running it down one lane and continuously dying to the enemy team. A combination of splitting and inting.

Damn, Vayne's totally splinting right now. She's died 8 times solo pushing bot, she must have splinters in her fingers.

by MikeysZombie February 19, 2020

Splatting

When a girl jumps off the bed or an elevated surface, at least five feet from the ground, landing on a guy's flaccid penis, resulting in a fleshy "splat" sound. Usually performed during ovulation. Popular in Asia.

Dude, me and my girl went splatting last night, she almost missed.

by Outragedracer22 July 28, 2020