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crying sphincter

having excessive anal penetration to the point where your anus hole releases all witheld liquids into another demention, where it is consumed by the one and only wiener demon.
i heard donner gave big balls ben a crying sphincter last night. the wiener demons gunna feast on that one.
by big balls ben May 15, 2010
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sphincter sailsman

a man who takes it in his pooper
by john jizzle February 7, 2007
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sphincter surfing

A guy that likes putting his cock in other peoples buttholes.

A woman that uses a strap-on in other peoples butts.
John was sphincter surfing with Debbie on the beach.
by Vic of the North May 15, 2008
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sphincter nazi

a fag
by Anonymous August 16, 2003
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sphincter smile

Smug look used by bullshitters when their crap gets believed. Or when a bitch be pouting like she wants fucked in the ass.
Brian conviced her he's a pilot, check out his sphincter smile.

Shauna put her ass in my crotch and shot me the spincter smile, giggity!
by Big 'Hedonizm' Kev June 12, 2007
mugGet the sphincter smilemug.

Sphincter Soak

A "Sphincter Soak" -(noun or adjective) is someone's significant other, fuck buddy, mistress or mister.

In more adventurous circles a "Sphincter Soak" may refer to less sentient beings i.e members of the animal kingdom and/or vegetables.

- Verb
To Sphincter Soak
- Where's Lex?"

- I don't know she had been spending a lot of time with her Sphincter Soak.

-Is this dinner or Ivan's Sphincter Soak?
by The Haus of Henry November 7, 2015
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