by method_ February 7, 2022
Get the Young Ass Spreader mug.one who administers a blow job while trying to talk dirty but upon realizing that her male partner couldn't understand her she shut her ass up and sucked like there was no tomorrow!
by Jigger Phelps March 11, 2005
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The damage incurred by your sheets from fucking a fat girl doggy style and her stomach draging back and forth on the sheets. The sheets will be unrepairable with the center hopelessly streched out.Normally requires the beast be in excess of 250 pounds.
Yo mike jones, you see the fat slut mark came home with last night? Yeah bro, she was one hell of a sheet spreader.
by Mike mother fucking Jones February 21, 2009
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by Shortyafter November 8, 2003
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Get the Spreader mug.Someone who uses a speaker phone to feel like they’re important or doing some sort of important business even thought it’s for something stupid.
Mike hated talking to speaker phony customers. He couldn’t hear half the shit they said and, because they were only ordering pizza, he thought they could just pick up the phone instead of trying to shout at it from half way across the room.
“That guy was such a speaker phony. He called in to talk about his late fee and was 'too busy' to use the regular phone because he was playing x-box 360.”
“That guy was such a speaker phony. He called in to talk about his late fee and was 'too busy' to use the regular phone because he was playing x-box 360.”
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
Get the Speaker Phony mug.A highly egocentric male, who's personal delusions of grandeur are often hallmarked by shameless self-promotion and the penchant for homoerotic reading material. Know a spender by the way it bats it's girlish eyelashes and it's long winded rants that extol personal achievements.
by n1cho July 6, 2007
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