seed-peen

one who likes to seed a lot on torrents till they have a high enough ratio on a torrent.

Mr-O : hey look at how much ive uploaded on these torrents
Mr-J : Dude you have uploaded a lot on them torrents.....
Mr-J : YOU HAVE ONE MASSIVE SEED-PEEN !!!!!

by MR-J April 30, 2010

Seedbombing

When multiple guys drop "seed" or semen on a female. It can either be a planned event or spontaneous.

Rick: "Tyler, when is the seedbombing taking place this weekend at your mom's house?"
Tyler: "Go to Hell! Also she would like to know what you and the guys want to eat afterwards."
Rick: "Spaghetti. What a nice lady?!"

by b0bby_k July 21, 2016

Seedless Date

it's when you have a date with girl and you don't get laid ( can't plant your seed inside of here ) or you get laid and wore a condom which results in a seedless date

Cody Ko: last night i had a date with a girl but it was a seedless date

by Rgabor September 13, 2017

Seed and feed

When you cum in your partner to plant the seed, then urinate in them to release the feed. The nitrogen in the urine will fertilize the seed.

After a hard day of farming I gave the wife a nice seed and feed.

by Shawnboy04 May 1, 2020

shneeds

A replacement for the word need that makes your sentence shorter

Sean: Yo, Jordan you gotta taste this trash ass smoothie
Jordan: I don shneeds
Or
*saily shows Julie some gum
Saily: you shneeds?

by Saucy_Slave May 22, 2020

Seed n’ Squeeze

Experiencing the uncontrollable urge to defecate and cum at the same time. Therefore, releasing both urges by shitting and busting a nut.

Our ceo was late to the board meeting cause he was doing a seed n’ squeeze.

I’m pretty sure I walked in on the janitor doing a seed n’ squeeze in the handicapped stall.

I left my seed n’ squeeze in the bowl for the next guy to find inspiration.

by Dick Onchin October 8, 2020

Seed Thief

A woman who seduces a man into having sex with her so she can have a baby. The man may be a willing participant in the sex, but has no desire to father a child. He is usually duped into having unprotected sex with the woman. After the child is born, the woman will experience the joys of motherhood while the man is stuck paying for most of the expenses.

"I had a great time with Heather last night!"

"Did you use protection??"
"Nope, she let me go in raw dog!"
"You idiot, that girl is a certified seed thief. You better hope she doesn't get pregnant or else you're paying for her baby."

by Seedthiefguy April 6, 2021